All About Jake

His big brown eyes
That sparkle each time they look into mine
That intense look, that makes me weak to my knees.
His wide nose
That signature nose that doesn't fit 'just' anybody.
His mouth, his lips
If I go into details, I just might lose my salvation.
His arms, his slightly broad chest
For lack of a better word, are HOT!
The way he walks, no, bounces
Just makes me swell with laughter
Its so childish. He looks cute when he-
Tilts his head, suspends his torso
Lifts his feet one and half at a time
And proceeds with as much swagger as can be.
His smell.
His smell. Damn! Its delicious!
He's Jake.
His hair, the way he pauses his lips and nods his head
The way he reveres the Holy Spirit and wants to know God more
The things I love about Him.
I love the good things about him, his tad weirdness
I love him warts and all.
I love that he's romantic, and uses 'uber' in every sentence
'I love you bella, I uber do!'.
I love that (in his words), "as a true Naija boi, I am 60% tush and 40%razz"
I love that I can be myself around him and...
I jes love Jake; all of him and all about him.
I love him man, err I uber do!

Diary of a Single Naija Babe (SNB)

Sept 2009

As if I have not had enough of this TA* office drama, the guy has refused to let me be. He practically stalks me-in the office o- I don’t even have freedom of movement anymore. He is still pleading to take me out to lunch and I have persistently refused because “I don’t do lunch”. The guy is even making me lie sef cos I soooo do lunch.lol…but with certain people. Don’t get it twisted-this aint arrogance. I just don’t want to get all touché with the dude so let’s not even attempt lunch. That aside; I don’t understand my recent attraction to conductors o. Lord have mercy! Me, I will soon stop entering bus o…ha! Seriously now; I saw another dude conductor today…o boy! The dude was rugged...in a sexy way. Do not laugh. The guy sat in front of me and he had this Idris Elba kinda back view and he was rugged like…uh…say…Nelly or worse still, Lil Wayne. He sagged his trousers in a freaking rugged way and sat like some nerd. I was totally admiring the dude, but he did not even notice me…he had his eyes on some other chic who was equally hot, and friendly. I just had to take my eyes off him cos my mind was not completely there and stuff…PB would be travelling to further his studies in Sweden. It was now official. I think I was one of the very first peep he informed and when he told me, I was happy for him, but my heart still wanted him around. TA wasn’t even making things any easier; he would be professing undying love to me and DM* sef was another stalker-always calling and running down my phone battery. Hiss. LK*, my weekend hubby is still on my case o and some other dudes too numerous to mention. Lol. I just can’t stop imagining what would happen when PB eventually leaves…considering the fact that I think his BFF has the hots for me…again. Shebi if we was already Bonny and Clyde, there wouldn’t be any of these complications…?

*Initials of scopers

                                                                                                                        Signed,

                                                                                                                            SNB.

Diary of a Single Naija Babe (SNB)

Am new here and, my post, i know, but its a series i wrote a while ago...hope you all like it? Fingers crossed...well, here goes!

Aug 2009

Another day has come and gone o and I am still feeling indifferent about a lotta things, you know. It’s like every day I meet new guys that just trigger competition on PB* but I know that they do not stand a chance; if only he knew! Hiss. Anyways, so this day I am going home, and I have to go to CMS first to get the bus and every. In short, today was just completely funny. True. You can’t imagine who caught my attention today…get ready for this o…a conductor! Don’t laugh because it’s not funny. The guy was so fine and he had this smile about him that made me dreamy! Its unbelievable…I know! But I couldn’t help it. Ah, when the guy now wanted to collect my fare, he said something like…’fine geh’…o boy! I blushed o…forget! Lol. I just fronted for the guy and bit my lips from smiling…see, the guy was fine o, true. It was just that he was dressed…well…like a conductor, but his looks were OMG!!! I now started imagining that I would…God forbid…take this kinda guy to popsy and introduce him as my boo. Hahahaha…Nigerian film proper! We sha left the bus station and I realized that the guy would not follow us to our destination. I wasn’t happy o…at all. Lol. I’m being serious. But shey you know that if I had a boo, I wouldn’t be daydreaming about a conductor. A conductor!!! Gad!!! What was I thinking???!!!

*PB-Potential Boo

                                                                                                                        Signed,

                                                                                                                            SNB.