Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Diary of a Single Naija Babe (SNB)


Am new here and, my post, i know, but its a series i wrote a while ago...hope you all like it? Fingers crossed...well, here goes!

Aug 2009
Another day has come and gone o and I am still feeling indifferent about a lotta things, you know. It’s like every day I meet new guys that just trigger competition on PB* but I know that they do not stand a chance; if only he knew! Hiss. Anyways, so this day I am going home, and I have to go to CMS first to get the bus and every. In short, today was just completely funny. True. You can’t imagine who caught my attention today…get ready for this o…a conductor! Don’t laugh because it’s not funny. The guy was so fine and he had this smile about him that made me dreamy! Its unbelievable…I know! But I couldn’t help it. Ah, when the guy now wanted to collect my fare, he said something like…’fine geh’…o boy! I blushed o…forget! Lol. I just fronted for the guy and bit my lips from smiling…see, the guy was fine o, true. It was just that he was dressed…well…like a conductor, but his looks were OMG!!! I now started imagining that I would…God forbid…take this kinda guy to popsy and introduce him as my boo. Hahahaha…Nigerian film proper! We sha left the bus station and I realized that the guy would not follow us to our destination. I wasn’t happy o…at all. Lol. I’m being serious. But shey you know that if I had a boo, I wouldn’t be daydreaming about a conductor. A conductor!!! Gad!!! What was I thinking???!!!

*PB-Potential Boo
                                                                                                                        Signed,
                                                                                                                            SNB.

6 comments:

  1. I love it! As a matter of fact I am stealing the diary!

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  2. Lol. Just seeing this! Thanks, i guess... for stealing it. Lol. Xo!

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  3. lol, i used to be a bus driver at some point, lol. glad you see that once we strip all socio economic and demographic differences aside, we r all just people, :D
    lovely write up.

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  4. What? That's hilarious! But I so appreciate your honesty.

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